May 16, 2008
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seeking controversy
You know I was just thinking how Xanga has been waay too nice to me. I mean I see on these other blogs how people get into arguments and fights that last for days and generally tick each other off. I’ve seen other bloggers get assualted by deranged individuals trying to discredit them, or get insulted randomly by people they’ve never heard of. I’ve heard of other bloggers getting blackmailed because of what they wrote or even picking up a stalker or two.
No such luck for me.
Every person I’ve encountered on Xanga so far has been polite, kind, generous, or even sweet. They’ve all been impeccably behaved, good natured people that have been a joy to interact with online. Nobody holds grudges. Nobody seems to get insulted. I can only think of one sort of mean sarcastic comment I’ve ever gotten in all the years I’ve had this blog and even that one wasn’t so bad. Sure I’ve gotten some weird and sometimes annoying private messages but nothing really cruel or twisted, and besides that’s only fair since I’ve sent some weird private messages I probably shouldn’t have too. Nope. Nothing really dramatic has ever happened on this blog at all. Everyone’s just so dang nice.
What wrong with all of you people?
Seriously. I feel left out. It’s like I’m not getting the whole Xanga experience. Am I really that uncontroversial? Is it really true that I never offend anyone? Does everybody just end up agreeing with me? Could it be that no one who has ever stumbled upon my blog was the least bit crazy or an asshole at heart? I find that hard to believe. Or is it that all the psychotic and deranged trolls are too lazy to read through one of my gigantic posts? Maybe they don’t like how my blog is all plain, uncolored text. Maybe they need colors and music and video and pictures to keep them distracted long enough to remember to pick a fight? I wonder…Well whatever the reason I’m a bit sick of it (and sort of bored to boot). So to that end, maybe I’ll start writing about some more controversial subjects starting with the one I was asked about in response to my last post.
But if I do this, you dear readers have to hold up your side of the bargain as well! I want some controversey! Let’s have some drama! I want to be ticked off. I want to get into a verbal combat with someone so I can practice my skills. I fear they are starting to dull.
So unless you’re all a bunch of pussy-footed lilly-witted pansies…
Bring it on!!
Comments (11)
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You’re asking for someone to sling some mud at you?
@Vitamin_D - Yes please.
Ew.
Just because you said, “please,” I feel disinclined to.
@Vitamin_D - lol! geez. I have to watch my language too? Who knew getting insulted was such delicate business?
Yes, indeed, it is.
Be rougher.. meaner.
“Treat others how you want to be treated!”
=D
hahahahaha……
RYC: Thanks!
hahaha… I usually just google them but most of the time, I’m lead to one reliable website: http://www.thinkexist.com/
=)
Type in a topic and you can sift through for ones relevant to your entries.
you want drama? go insult the asian population on xanga. you should have a list of the usual suspects who would bring it to you.
Oh, to have your problems….:P
you really want us “polite” Xangans to start a controversy with you?! and if you want drama you can have some of mine
OK let’s give this a try!
@Vitamin_D - Umm. You’re a MEANIE!!
@MuseErato - Hmm, ok… ASIAN PEOPLE uhh umm STINK!
@VaultESL - Let’s see… how about: I’m so much more awesome than you! You suck!
@rianahntr - Uhh,
ok, umm. got it: What part of “Bring it on!” didn’t you understand? If
you can’t understand that, no wonder you have problems.
OK, how am I doing?
@nephyo - that was the most lame comeback EVER! you suck at this. you really do need help in starting controversy.
@nephyo - oh, yeah? well…your mother wears army boots!