This is the story leading up to my, Lex Luthor’s bid to be the Dark Knight of Xanga per Saintvi’s Contest. (which will happen later today)
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A bald headed man, impeccably dressed in a dark blue suit arrived in
Gotham on the morning of July 23rd on his own private jet. He was
escorted off his plane by his own private retinue including several
large men in black suits wearing shades and a beautiful and yet serious
faced woman at his side punching information into a table PC and
talking rapidly to the man about matters of schedules and priorities.
The bald man seemed to ignore her as he stepped off the plane, champagne glass in hand and a fake smile upon his face.
He was met off the plane by the Commissioner and the mayor and a crowd
of reporters. As soon as he stepped off the plane he was inundated with
questions shouted out by the reporters.
“Is it true?”
“Mr Luthor? Can I have a moment of your time?”
“How about an exclusive interview?”
The commissioner ordered his officers to force the crowd back.
Gordon: “Give the man some space! He just arrived. I’m sure there will
be plenty of time for him to answer your questions later.”
Nephyo: “Why thank you commissioner… Gordon wasn’t it? I’ve heard a lot about you.”
Gordon scowled at the bald man.
Gordon: “I’m sure you have. But I hope you know Gotham isn’t like
Metropolis. We don’t stand for any funny business around here.”
Nephyo: “Why… whatever do you mean? I’m simply here on my vacation.”
“That’s not what I heard!”
A voice chimed in from the crowd of reporters as a woman pushed her way
forward weaving through the officers with ease. The fake smile left
the bald man’s face for the first time. But it was back momentarily.
Nephyo: “Well well well… If it isn’t Lois Lane. Isn’t a trip all the way to Gotham a bit outside of your pay scale?”
She ignored the quip.
Lois: “The rumor is that you’re here entering the Dark Knight Contest
Mr. Luthor. Do you really think the citizens of Gotham will pick you a
known criminal and terrorist over their own sworn protector!?!”
Luthor laughed softly.
Nephyo: “As you well know Ms. Lane, I’ve already been exonerated from
all wrong doing. So I’d appreciate it if you not spread false rumors
about me. I’m sure your paper doesn’t want to deal with yet another
Libel suit.”
Luthor then leaned closer to her menacingly looming over her and whispered.
Nephyo: “And you’d also be wise to remember your blue boyscout won’t be able to save you out here.”
Lois: “You don’t frighten me Lex. I — “
Just then a roaring sound broke through the buzz of the crowd. A
motorcycle came roaring through the crowd skidding to stop just in
front of the plane. A handsome man and a gorgeous woman dismount from
the motorcycle taking off their helmets. The man gives the woman a
long and passionate kiss before turning removing his shades and
sauntering up to Luthor’s retinue.
Legendairy: “So you’re the great Lex Luthor! Bruce Wayne. I’m honored to finally meet you.”
He extended his hand and smiled radiantly into the scowling face of the bald billionaire. Luthor ignored his hand.
Nephyo: “So you’re Gotham’s resident trust fund kiddy. I’m afraid I
don’t share your enthusiasm over finally meeting. I hope you don’t
consider us equals. My fortune was earned through sweat and blood not
like your lucky inheritance. And Wayne industries has been a thorn in
the side of Luthorcorp for far too long.”
Wayne ignored his scowling rival’s obvious disdain. He walked right up
to Lex and wrapped an arm around him still grinning pleasantly.
Legendairy: “Oh come come Lex! We two businessmen can surely settle our
differences while you’re here! Let me show you around Gotham. I’m
telling you you’re going to love the party scene around here.”
A limo appeared as if by Magic before the two and Bruce escorted his
commandeered guest away leaving a crowd of shocked reporters staring
open mouthed after them.
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Later that evening Lex arrived in his private penthouse sweet looking
utterly disgusted. He gave his jacket to his secretary who rattled off
a list of obligations and appointments he would have to meet the next
day.
Nephyo: “Ugh. Just make sure I *don’t* have to deal with that Bruce Wayne.”
Secretary: “Yes sir, Mr. Luthor.”
Nephyo: “So how are my chances looking in the Dark Knight contest.”
Secretary: “I estimate about a 30% chance of victory at this point.”
Lex scowled.
Nephyo: “What! Isn’t my money enough to convince these groveling fools to vote for me?”
Secretary: “Well we’ve managed to purchase all the votes we can but
many of the ordinary citizens can’t be bought. They’re loyal to the
Batman.”
Nephyo: “Nonsense! Everyone can be bought. Keep trying!”
Just then laughter echoed throughout the room. Luthor turned quickly pulling out a gun.
Nephyo: “Who’s there!”
Out of the shadows a disturbing looking man in clown clothing and
makeup all over his face danced out of the darkness shuffling a deck of
cards. Behind him a woman in a Jester outfit juggled five colored balls
rapidly while skipping back and forth.
Nephyo: “Oh it’s you.”
Joker: “Lexy poo. How’s ya bin old man?”
The Joker laughed maniacally. Luthor knew well the madness in this clown’s eyes.
Nephyo: “What do you want. Clown.”
Joker: “I couldn’t help but over hear you’re having a little itty bitty problem with a certain Bat. I think I can help you with that.”
Luthor grunted in disgust.
Nephyo: “You? How long have you been dealing with Gotham’s bat
infestation with minimal results. And he’s just a man with no super
powers. Pathetic. What do I need your help for? Besides I don’t care
about the Batman. I’m here to win the Dark Knight contest.”
Joker: “Oh why do you want to win that dusty old contest anyway?”
Harley Quinn: “Yeah why? why? why?”
Nephyo: “As any idiot knows that winning the Dark Knight contest is the
key to controlling the land of Xanga which has enormous power and
influence. Through their power I will be able acquire all the Kryptonite
I need to implement my plans.”
Joker: “Hohoho! You think the Gothams and the Xangans will vote for
*you*??!?!? Hahahahahahahaaaaa! You’re crazier than I am old man.
Isn’t he Harly? Hahahaaa!”
Harley Quinn: “Yeah you’re right Mr. J! He’s crazy! Crazy! Batty! Off
his rocker! A few cards short of a full deck! A few screws—”
Joker: “Shutup! No you need my help Luthor old boy. You’re new to this
town. You don’t realize the Batman’s got them all wrapped around his
little finger. No if you wanna win this contest you’re gonna need me.”
Nephyo: “Alright I’m listening. What exactly do you propose.”
Joker: “It’s simple. Kill the Batman.”
Nephyo: “And *you* can help me with that?”
Joker: “Oh of course! Of course! I know all his weaknesses. Together
with your wealth and my… uh… hair, how could we lose?
HA! hahahahaaaa!”
Just then the sound of thunder crashed through the night sky.
Harley Quinn: “uhhh uhhh M…m…m… mr. J!”
She was pointing and gesticulating wildly at something behind the two super villains.
Joker: “What is it Harly out with it! Spit it out!”
Harly: “Ah… uh…. ah!”
The Joker looked up and then without a word ran and jumped behind the
couch. Crouching down shivering. speechless and wordlessly pointing
toward the large glass windows behind Luthor. Luthor didn’t even bother
to turn around. Instead he walked to the nearby table and started
pouring himself a glass of brandy.
Nephyo: “Oh it’s you. Can’t a man go on a vacation in peace and quiet these days.”
Outside the window floating in the sky was of course Superman.
Superman: “Oh I just thought I’d stop by and wish you a good time on your vacation Lex.”
Nephyo: “Why thank you. Now kindly leave.”
Superman: “If that’s what you want. But you should know you might as
well head back to Metropolis. You’ll never win the Dark Knight contest.”
Nephyo: “And what would you know, Boy Scout? I suppose you overheard
this clown”, he pointed to the shivering pair cowering in the corner,
“and now you’re going to try and stop me and save your precious Batman.”
Superman: “Oh no. I could stop you. I could haul you off to a Metropolis
prison right now. But that would be far too kind to you. I’m going to
do something much much worse to you.”
Nephyo: “And what exactly would that be?”
Superman: “Absolutely nothing.”
And without another word Superman flew off. Luthor spit in disgust.
Nephyo: “Oh stand up. Coward.”
The Joker got up acting as if nothing had happened.
Nephyo: “So how exactly is someone like you going to be of any help to me? Speak quickly or you’ll be following Superman out the window. My patience is just about out.”
Joker: “Well I have connections in Gotham. I know all the inmates in
Arkham asylum personally. And I’ve got spies inside all the major police
forces. Trust me. As long as that Superman fellow isn’t around this’ll
be child’s play. The Dark Knight title will be yours in no time!”
Nephyo: “And what do you get out of it.”
Joker: “Chaos of course! Anarchy! And the end of the Batman. I’m a man
of simple tastes Lexy boy. I just want my explosives and I’ll be happy.
Anything to put a smile on my faces of others. That’s all I want”
Nephyo: “Figures. Freaks. Of course I’m sure you’re already planning to betray me.”
Harley: “How dare you insult the great Mr. J!”
Nephyo: “Oh shut up.”
Joker: “Lex. Lex. Lex. I wouldn’t dream of betraying you. I mean I’m
your bestest pal. Your greatest friend in this city. You and me we’re
going to go far. We’re—”
A horrifying scream ripped through the night.
Joker: “W…w… what was that?”
Lex calmly pulled out his gun.
Nephyo: “Oh now what.”
A series of screams and shouts could be heard resounding through the building.
“Oh no! Oh no!
“AHHHHHHHH!”
“IEEEE!!!”
“Get… get… get away from me!”
“HELP MEEEEEEE!!”
Thunder crashed again and again through the night sky, punctuating the
screams. And then: silence. The Joker and Harley were cowering again.
Suddenly the door to Lex’s penthouse sweet crashed in and the biggest of
Lex’s bodyguard came charging through. He gripped Lex hugging him and
shaking like a baby.”
“Keep him away from me boss! Please! He aint human! Those eyes! Those eyes!”
Luthor matter of factly clocked the incoherent man on the back of his
head with the butt of his gun. The bodyguard crumpled to the ground
unconscious.
Just then the lights went out in the penthouse and the world was lost in darkness.
Next thing you know Luthor heard a girlish scream from right next to
him, It was the Joker. The glass window shattered open and the Joker
went flying through it quickly followed by Quinn both screaming at the
top of their lungs all the way.
Luthor grunted. Warily he circled around gun raised looking for an intruder.
A hand came out of nowhere and easily batted the gun out of Luthor’s
hand. And then standing so close to him as to be able to breathe on him
and looming over the bald billionaire genius stood the one and only:
Batman.
Luthor was not intimidated.
Nephyo: “If you think some cheap theatrics are going to scare me. You’ve got another thing coming.”
The Batman glared silently into Luthor’s eyes. Unmoving. The silence stretched.
Nephyo: “So what do you think? You can waltz in here and intimidate me into giving up the Dark Knight contest?”
Silence.
Nephyo: “I’ve dealt with intergalactic creatures, alien super heroes, mob leaders, and presidents. I’m not afraid of some Bat.”
The silence dragged on. A sweat drop appeared on Luthor’s brow and he gulped lightly. He continued bravely.
Nephyo: “As far as I understand the Dark Knight contest is a legitimate
contest. I’ve broken no laws. Of course you know this penthouse sweet is
wired with numerous cameras, recorders, and infrared sensors.
Everything that happens here is being recorded and at a mere wave of my
hand or in the event of my death or unconsciousness it will be piped
into every television in every home in Gotham.”
Silence.
Nephyo: “How do you suppose your precious citizens will react when the
see their hero attacking an unarmed man and upstanding citizen who has
donated millions to hospitals and elementary schools in Gotham. What do
you suppose the chances of your winning your precious Dark Knight
contest will be then huh?”
Silence. Luthor backed away. He turned and took up his glass of brandy
again taking a long swig. He spoke while pouring himself another glass.
Nephyo: “So there’s no need for these theatrics. Let’s just let the
citizens of Gotham decide who their Dark Knight protector will be
shall we? Will they pick a heroic billionaire like me? Or some freak in
a bat costume.”
Luthor looked up his glass poured. And almost dropped it. The Batman
had vanished. Luthor let out a looong breath. He walked to his couch and sat down heavily.
And then the Batman was there again. His masked nose less than a millimeter from Luthor’s face. The Batman spoke for the first time. His
cold voice so loud it made Luthor’s ears ring.
Legendairy growled: “Get out of my town!!”
Lightning flashed and the sound of thunder rang through the heavens.
Luthor dropped his glass in shock. It shattered on the carpet. And the Batman was gone.