August 24, 2008

• i’m going to invent something

  that enables me to freeze any group conversation I am in the middle of it. Basically it will make everyone else pause and give me one to ten minutes to think up what I want to say, formulate the words in which I want to say it, and build up the courage to actually say it, so that when I unfreeze I can say it.

  Then people will react, say whatever they have to say and then during the next pause in the conversation, I’ll freeze time again and so on and so forth. Of course I’ll be the only one aware of these freezes as time will run normally for everyone else and it will seems like the most natural conversation in the world.

  Maybe then I won’t feel like hurting myself at the end of every group encounter I am a part of.

  I’m really incredibly grateful that I live in the era where there are things like instant messaging, text messaging, emails, and blogs. I think if I lived in another time I’d basically be effectively a mute.

  Oh well, I survived anyway. Well I died a few times but those were mostly suicides from when I shot my rocket launcher into a wall by accident.

  And some parts were even a lot of fun! … including the suicides. ^_^

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