April 30, 2009
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yay for flu!
hmm, I was just thinking the things we are doing about this Swine Flu epidemic sound like pretty good things to do to me!
I mean think about it.
Washing our hands! Covering our mouths when we cough!
Those things are pretty good things to do, in general, right? Maybe we should, *gasp*, ALWAYS DO THESE THINGS! Wouldn’t that be awesome?
It gets even better. No more handshakes! No more kisses on the cheek! W00T! I’m all for that! No more *hugs* either. Certainly no random hugging of strangers. (we can settle for texting one another *hugs* as a sufficient show of affection) And also everyone staying a few meters away from me at all times generally sounds pretty nice. Certainly it’ll make dealing with body odor easier.
And even better, we’ll slaughter all the pigs and stop eating PORK! YES! We’ve been trying to get people to stay away from that dangerous and unhealthy red meat for ages. Now we have an excuse to truly STOP. We’ll just get RID of it all. Sweet!
And here’s the BEST part of all… CLOSE ALL THE SCHOOLS! Terrible dens of evil indoctrination that they are anyway. Good RIDDANCE!
I don’t know I’m thinking this swine flu is giving a prescription for an ideal social organization. Even the MASKS are kinda nice. It’s a new consumer product that can be totally stylized and customized and create a whole new fashion industry! Maybe it’ll revive the economy!
And if you think about it these methods will prevent the spread of MANY diseases. It’ll be GREAT.
Thank you SWINE FLU for leading us ever closer to the UTOPIA we’ve been waiting for!
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Haha! ^_^ actually it’s been raised to a pandemic which is worst that an epicdemic. ^_^ supposely it covers a wider range.
I know… I heard that washing your hands will help keep you from being sick… hello doesn’t everyone wash their hands a lot? I think it’s gross that some people don’t… that’s like saying oh if you shower everyday it will help too… I hope people are doing that normally! though I do take showers at night maybe my stink swells up when I’m sleeping… Haha
Luckily I have my handy, underground, all-purpose safety shelter. And I’m not sharing! I can ride this one out while you die of the flu!
…actually, I’m about to go to Texas, which was just raised to disaster status because of the flu outbreak.
On the bright side, if I die of the flu this summer I won’t have to go back to college!
@elvesdoitbetter - i’m supposed to be going to texas in early July (Dallas area) and NC in late May. Both have outbreaks. But then Indiana has a confirmed case right now so it’s no big deal. Hopefully this’ll all be way over by then.
I like your attitude though. Death is just an escape from another day at work for me too
Bring it Flu, you Swine! Give me your best shot!
itz alla bout populayshun kontrol i say let flu ROLL
cough hak hawka wad o’spit on the sidewalk
why are you so happy about this?
hate the school so much huh?
haha
Ha ha, wow. I didn’t think of it that way.
I was thinking the same thing, everyone seems to be combating it with the washing hands philosophy…..like, why wasn’t washing of hands a normality in the first place? lol