July 21, 2009

• an experiment

  I know this blog is probably going to be controversial. I’ll probably piss a bunch of you off and you’ll all de-friend me. But that’s ok. The truth must be told!

  You see, in all my research and based on all my years of experience in blogging and my obvious inherent wisdom I’ve come to the following conclusion:

  ALL OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE BRATS!!

  Now I know some of you are going to reply to this with rude, offensive, angry, and disgusted comments. Some of you will say “But I’m not a whiny little brat!”  and others will say “How dare you make such a baseless generalization!” .

  I mean really? Such childish comments. How immature can you be? Quit your whining!

  That’s ok though, every single one of you who responds that way will just prove my point: that you’re all a bunch of whiny little brats! I’ll write numerous posts describing how you’ve with your bratty behavior on my blog ironically proven exactly my point. 

  See? No matter what. I WIN!

  W00T!!

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