July 22, 2009

• experiment #2

  Look down at your system clock. And take note of the number of seconds right about…. NOW!

  OK. If that number is PRIME, you’re a dirty rotten PRIMEY! You’re a mean, know-nothing brat who is arrogant and full of his or herself. Heck you can’t even be DIVIDED by anything? How can you know what it’s like to be REAL NUMBER if you haven’t ever experienced being divided? And yet some of you, in fact a growing number of you, have the AUDACITY to act NON-Prime! HOW DARE YOU!!! 

  I weep for this decline in the primey kind. It’s so sad that they were taught so little in the way of morality that they don’t know how to act like the ignorant primeys they are. Wait until you have some divisors before you dare to pretend you know what you are talking about! And take the time to listen to the inherent WISDOM of your non-prime brethren like ME.

  As for you Non-Primes, thought you’d get off easy too didn’t you? NO! I’m seen far too many of you Non-Primes acting pathetically like PRIMEYS! Pretending to have no divisors! That’s just backwards and stupid. STOP IT RIGHT NOW! You look like idiots when you do that and it’s embarrassing to us other non-primes. Being a Primey is not something to be proud of! Start acting like the Non-Primes you are!

  Now I’m sure most of you non-primes will see the wisdom and truth of what I’ve said and post comments in absolute agreement with me. Good. That you agree only shows you are acting appropriately like a non-prime.

  Those few of you primeys will undoubtedly post comments whining about how you’ve been wronged by my fair words. You won’t even realize I’ve been equally critical of primeys as I have of non-primeys. Of course.  It’s to be expected.  It’s not your fault. I mean you ARE just primeys after all.  You just don’t know any better yet. One day when you visit this site and read this entry at a time where the seconds are non-prime you’ll understand though. You’ll get my point.

  In the mean time of course between the primeys who prove my point with their whiny primey-like comments and the far greater number of non-primeys who agree with me I think that I can easily say I’ve PROVEN my position.

  QED.  I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

  W00T

  P.S. I am not drunk. However, I AM a Jerk. At times. And I’m also about 89% still asleep as I write this….

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