So this entry is going to seem really random. Too bad, deal.
When I moved into this new apartment like in January or thereabouts I setup my room. I sleep on a mattress on the floor. I know it’s weird, but I’ve been living like this for years. I don’t really see any need for fancy things like box springs and headboards right now. Maybe in the future. But for now a mattress on the floor is plenty good enough for me.
So when I put this mattress in my room it was placed snugly in the back left corner of the room against the two walls there. And here’s where things get weird.
Over time the mattress has moved. At first it just seemed to have crept a little bit away from the wall. Fine I expect that, maybe when I’m cleaning or moving stuff around it might move a bit. But then it moved more and more. Every day a little further away from the walls I put it at.
During the early days I pushed it back into its proper place against the wall but then I decided out of curiosity to just go with it and see how far it would move on its own.
Now it’s like five months later and the mattress has moved clear across the room!
Not only that but I have this immobile bookshelf and in front of it there’s this plastic container on the floor where I keep papers. My bed has pushed itself right up agianst that plastic container crushing it against the bookshelf! Seriously the container is all deformed now. I’m afraid it’ll break right open under the pressure if I don’t do anything.
In addition since that corner of the bed can’t move any more it’s now started to rotate sideways, trying to move further and further toward the front of my room. Now my bed sits at this odd angle jutting out into the main part of my room. It’s like my bed is trying to ESCAPE! It’s crazy weird.
I bet if my bookshelf wasn’t there my bed would have pushed its way clear into the closet I’d wake up one day and my head would be in the closet. It’s so fricking weird!
And what’s really odd is that pushing that mattress along the floor is NOT easy. It requires quite a lot of force. It’s not like it just slips and slides on the carpet with ease. And sure I move around a little in my sleep but I’ve never noticed the bed move one inch just because I was moving around.
I’ve had this same mattress in other apartments and slept on the floor and it hasn’t moved at inch. So this must be some combination of my mattress and this particular apartment or room. Perhaps my room is built with an odd slope. It doesn’t FEEL slopped to stand in it, but maybe it’s just not noticeable.
OR maybe there’s like an army of ants that come in and lift up my bed every day while I’m at work and move it an inch further away from the wall and the window.
OR maybe my apartment has ghosts! Polite ghosts who just give subtle signals that they want me out by moving my bed bit by bit.
OR maybe my mattress is sentient and just HATES this apartment and wants out of it as soon as possible.
OR maybe I like sleep walk and in my unconscious sleeping state I get up and move the bed all unbeknownst to me.
OR what? I have no idea. One thing’s for sure I am NOT hallucinating. The bed really has moved clear across my room and I have all the physical evidence to prove it.
Shall I chalk it up to one of those mysterious unknown things that aren’t worth thinking about? Or do you my Xanga friends have a clear and obvious explanation that I am overlooking?